Diary of a Mad Filmmaker: Quality Souls, Discount Prices

“Hi. I’m Stan McReynolds and I’m here to tell you about Wholesale Souls, Incorporated. Quality souls at discount prices. We pride ourselves in the quality of our souls.

“If you’d like to make spare money, you can make a lot selling your soul. Since we’re a wholesaler rather than a retailer, more of the profits go to you.

“Souls are valuable investment items. Souls have made great gains in value over the past decade, and promise to in the future. Many investors agree that souls make a great part of any long-term or short-term portfolio.

“And after you sell your soul, you can still lead a perfectly normal life.”

And after you sell your soul, you can still lead a perfectly normal life.

You can still lead a perfectly normal life.

A perfectly.

Normal.

Life.

“So the next time you want to buy or sell souls, think about Wholesale Souls, Incorporated.”

One thought on “Diary of a Mad Filmmaker: Quality Souls, Discount Prices

  1. This is a really good one. I think Stan is vital to the entire movie, like I don’t think it would have worked without him. This teaser shows why he is so vital. Yay!

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