Found this amongst my unfinished scripts today…

I was just looking through all my half-baked Celtx project files, feeling sorry for myself about what an awful writer I am, when I found this:

[scrippet]
INT. THE OFFICES OF J. PEANUT AND PEANUT A. PEANUT, ESQ.

The Peanuts’ secretary, MOLLY, sits at her desk, typing a memo.

J. PEANUT and PEANUT A. PEANUT, ESQ. enter. They are disheveled, and probably bleeding.

MOLLY
What happened!?

J. PEANUT
You know that old joke… the one about two peanuts walking down the street?

PEANUT A. PEANUT, ESQ.
And one was assaulted?

J. PEANUT
Well, it’s not true.

PEANUT A. PEANUT, ESQ.
We were BOTH assaulted.
[/scrippet]

…and I was much encouraged.

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