We make movies.
That’s right, I have once again sold out—this time to anyone who will pay me! Go to portfolio.exgfilms.com to find out more.
I’M IN INDIANA!
MASSAGE MY BUNIONS!
I charge $19 per hour for foot massages, and then there’s the bunion surcharge of $8 per hour per bunion. Have your people call my people and we’ll work something out.
What do you charge for back massages?
Your first-born son, or twice your weight in banana pudding.
Are we talking metric banana pudding or standard banana pudding?
Standard. What am I, some kind of communist?
Oh, and a spoon. A really big spoon.
11 years ago
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