The broccoli–it screams to me

Dear friends,

It is late at night, or early in the morning. I am editing on two computers at the same time. My current render will be finished in two minutes. The broccoli is restless.

That is all.

2 thoughts on “The broccoli–it screams to me

  1. Oh shit. You’ve got to keep that Broccoli occupied, otherwise it’ll blow this whole plan.
    I need at least five minutes for the security mainframe and three for the computer web, so you’ve got to get me at least eight minutes. Try playing a word game with it.

    • Okay, umm…

      HEY BROCCOLI! I HAVE A RIDDLE FOR YOU! NO BITING! OKAY, HERE’S THE RIDDLE: WHAT GOES ON FOUR LEGS IN THE MORNING, TWO IN THE DAY, AND THREE AT–OH GOD NO! IT’S KILLING ME! THIS IS SO TERRIBLE! I HOPE YOU CAN SEE IT BECAUSE IT’S ALSO KIND OF AWESOME AT THE SAME TIME! AAAAAAAAAAA!

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