For those keeping score, that’s 10 hard drives, totaling up to just over 6 terabytes of storage. I can’t keep this up for much longer. I’m just barely hanging on. Send help now. When can I get my high-capacity holographic storage device?
For those keeping score, that’s 10 hard drives, totaling up to just over 6 terabytes of storage. I can’t keep this up for much longer. I’m just barely hanging on. Send help now. When can I get my high-capacity holographic storage device?
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YOu can begin using YOUR BRAIN as a storage device. All it takes is shoving a USB port into your skull (anywhere in the skull is fine, the brain’ll sort everything out), then you have at least 150 Gigabytes of memory. After that you start to forget your childhood and unwrapping a favorite childhood sweater.
As an added plus, I DON’T HAVE ANY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD SWEATERS! WOOOOOO!
BONUS!
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As an added plus, THE ONLY CHILDHOOD SWEATERS THAT I OWN WERE STOLEN FROM SMALL CHILDREN, SO IT’S REALLY SATISFYING TO UNWRAP THEM.